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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 90959 times)

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #525 on: May 08, 2016, 10:43:01 PM »
Inject horse anesthetics directly into your jugular.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #526 on: May 08, 2016, 10:47:45 PM »
Pour gasoline on it before setting it into flames.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #527 on: May 08, 2016, 10:48:46 PM »
give them cookies traced with cyanide




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #528 on: May 08, 2016, 10:53:35 PM »
Try looking in your neighbor's dog house.... occupied by an angry German Shepard

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #529 on: May 09, 2016, 04:50:05 PM »
Somewhere in this universe... I think...


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #530 on: May 09, 2016, 07:37:13 PM »
Get this magic potion from a local witch, let the dog drink it and you'll have a cat.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #531 on: May 10, 2016, 07:26:33 AM »
Grab a hammer and hit your leg as hard as possible with it. Its shape has now shifted.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #532 on: May 10, 2016, 12:31:14 PM »
Sneak onto their laptop and look throgh their messages until you have figured out life's every secret, you can proceed to blackmail life too if you wanted.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #533 on: May 10, 2016, 02:41:03 PM »
I reccommend eating a ghost pepper whole

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #534 on: May 13, 2016, 12:45:21 AM »
Off his dead body.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #535 on: May 13, 2016, 12:47:17 AM »
You don't

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #536 on: May 13, 2016, 07:05:11 AM »
Break every single rule at once


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #537 on: May 13, 2016, 04:36:09 PM »
1 lollipop.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #538 on: May 13, 2016, 05:04:43 PM »
Ask the Rockomax Conglomerate, they used a pool frame as fuel tank.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #539 on: May 14, 2016, 01:07:00 AM »
Git Gud

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