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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 90967 times)

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #555 on: May 26, 2016, 02:17:14 PM »
Telling them everything they did wrong.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #556 on: May 27, 2016, 05:07:57 AM »
You will need three buckets of detergent and a carrot. And ice cubes.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #557 on: May 27, 2016, 03:00:24 PM »
You should get buckets and place 'em over the leaks.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #558 on: May 27, 2016, 03:21:33 PM »
Create pillow robots and make 'em fight.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #559 on: May 27, 2016, 03:28:35 PM »
Use a cloning machine.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #560 on: May 28, 2016, 02:18:27 PM »
Find all the other sword-wielding immortals, defeat them in battle and cut off their heads. Whenever you succeed, raise your sword towards the heavens and cry out "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #561 on: May 28, 2016, 02:21:50 PM »
Use a truckload of corn syrup!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #562 on: June 14, 2016, 05:43:51 AM »
Never go in with a plan. Just WING it.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #563 on: June 14, 2016, 05:52:19 AM »
You don't, because someone will get offended.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #564 on: June 14, 2016, 05:56:10 AM »
Just do it.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #565 on: June 14, 2016, 05:59:25 AM »
What kind of question it that? YOU CAN'T

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #566 on: June 14, 2016, 06:17:17 AM »
make a crown of zucchinis, wear it on your head, and call yourself the king of cucumbers.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #567 on: June 14, 2016, 06:18:56 AM »
Accept your fate

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #568 on: June 14, 2016, 01:18:45 PM »
You must first sacrifice your spleen to the vidya overlord.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #569 on: June 14, 2016, 01:48:41 PM »
Younput the right bean in,
You put the right bean out,
You do the coffe maker and you
Shake it all around
That's what it's all about.

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