The Bad Advice Game

[Ibi Tanvaal]

As above, but use paws instead of beans.


How long should I sleep at night?

[Nutmeg]

Sleep? Who needs sleep? Coffee and vidya geams all the way!

How can I make the world a better place?

[Salakar Crocoli]

Whenever someone says KYS, shoot them instead.

How do I get out of classes without failing them?

[Ara Av-Toa]

You send a robot copy of yourself to school instead, so you don't even have to go at all! Just make sure it has internet connection so it can cheat all answers from Wikipedia.


How can I prevent doing too much?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Oh, I'm sure there's something in the spice rack that can do that...


How can I have perfect justice?

[Ventus Fall]

Dress up as Judge Dredd and run around the neighbourhood, yelling: "I AM THE LAW!"


How can I become a good artist?

[Salakar Crocoli]

Practice is for noobs. Just git gud already.

How do I make friends?

[Peanut B. Rawket]

Stalk them to the ends of the earth


How do I safely eat uranium?

[[INACTIVE]]

Ask Kim Jung Un, he'll know.

How do I become the Great Leader?

[Ibi Tanvaal]

SHUN THE NON BELIEVERS!!! SHUN SHUN SHUN!!!


What kind of job should I get?

[Trixsie Vixen]

Voluntary work is the best because the pay office has to divide by zero.




How do I lose a few pounds?

[Nutmeg]

You don't need both your legs, chop one off and that's a good few pounds lost right there!


How do I get over my fear of heights?

[Trixsie Vixen]

Smash the 'H' in heights with a hammer until it looks like a 'W'.  A fear of weights is much easier to deal with.


*chops off leg*


How do I get blood out of carpet?

[Nutmeg]

I hear leeches and mosquitoes are good at sucking blood! Pour a bucket of leeches on the stain and get some Amazonian mosquitoes just in case they don't do the job.


How can I lift my shopping bags if I'm afraid of weights?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Take the hammer again and smack the "H" until it looks like an "I".
Now you're afraid of something that doesn't even exist at all!



How can I be the filthiest?