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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 83876 times)

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Offline Nutmeg

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #630 on: July 13, 2016, 08:02:42 PM »
Push it aside to one corner, all done!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #631 on: July 13, 2016, 08:06:15 PM »
Make lots of loud noises

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #632 on: July 13, 2016, 08:08:24 PM »
Tie a string around one, swallow it whole and plunge yourself into a vat of boiling water. Eventually the carrot will cook all the way through, simply pull on the sting to bring it back up. Voila!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #633 on: July 16, 2016, 12:10:55 PM »
Stand behind a tree and mimick feed.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #634 on: July 17, 2016, 03:14:33 AM »
By following them and being a good citizen.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #635 on: July 17, 2016, 03:51:12 AM »
With a fork. Make sure it's plugged in. And plug in the toaster, too!

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #636 on: July 17, 2016, 04:00:36 AM »
However you want. There is no wrong way to 420 blaze shot no-scope.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #637 on: July 17, 2016, 04:01:29 AM »
42.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #638 on: July 17, 2016, 04:10:04 AM »
By referencing it duh. It's not rocket science.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #639 on: July 17, 2016, 01:19:18 PM »
Just use two apostrophes.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #640 on: July 17, 2016, 02:47:34 PM »
Get in the oven wnd turn it on.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #641 on: July 17, 2016, 02:59:20 PM »
Wear a leather jacket over a white t-shirt, hold out both thumbs and say "ayyyyyy"




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #642 on: July 17, 2016, 03:45:00 PM »
Lean on it before pounding it with your fist

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #643 on: July 17, 2016, 03:48:58 PM »
Sneak your spouse laxatives and chilli.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #644 on: July 17, 2016, 08:09:52 PM »
If you were. You'd know. You'd know.

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