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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #645 on: July 19, 2016, 11:41:50 AM »
Eat hamburgers and watch TV all day


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #646 on: July 19, 2016, 01:16:07 PM »
By failing them. (I had nothing. That was a little hard.)

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #647 on: July 19, 2016, 01:17:32 PM »
Crawl under your bed and hope you won't encounter them today.


What should I do to be careful?

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #648 on: July 19, 2016, 01:30:06 PM »
Run full speed through a highway while holding scissors.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #649 on: July 19, 2016, 01:31:45 PM »
Spit the people in their face during your solliciting.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #650 on: July 19, 2016, 01:33:43 PM »
The best way is to use cans. Stuff em with wires and glue them together to form a robot. There now you got a robot.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #651 on: July 19, 2016, 01:35:30 PM »
Get an air vent and you're halfway down.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #652 on: July 19, 2016, 01:37:34 PM »
What is running?

How can I live longer?

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #653 on: July 19, 2016, 01:38:33 PM »
Get obese, I hear you can extend your life with -10 years!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #654 on: July 19, 2016, 01:42:40 PM »
Make as much movement as possible.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #655 on: July 19, 2016, 01:44:24 PM »
Wear a clown wig and a red nose.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #656 on: July 19, 2016, 01:46:45 PM »
Just take a few steps backward and then get a running head start before flinging yourself over them.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #657 on: July 19, 2016, 01:47:17 PM »
Scream in their face.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #658 on: July 19, 2016, 01:51:27 PM »
Drink 18 cups of coffee spiked with 5 hour energy. Puts ya right to sleep.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #659 on: July 19, 2016, 01:52:54 PM »
Wear this really shady outfit.


How can I avoid getting bad advice...
...Oh dang, I shouldn't ask that here, should I?

 

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