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Offline Delta The Wolf

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #660 on: July 19, 2016, 01:56:35 PM »
By coming here.

How can I succeed in life?


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #661 on: July 19, 2016, 01:57:16 PM »
Fail miserably in everything.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #662 on: July 19, 2016, 02:01:43 PM »
Sweep the legs.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #663 on: July 19, 2016, 06:01:35 PM »
Grab a squirrel (not me, preferably from Texas), take it to the bottom of the sea and demand it teach you some karate there.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #664 on: July 19, 2016, 07:26:42 PM »
One word. Fursuit.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #665 on: July 19, 2016, 07:35:40 PM »
If it's something physical, buy as much of it as you can and place it in plain view, testing your resolve to quit.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #666 on: July 19, 2016, 07:38:30 PM »
Raw

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #667 on: July 19, 2016, 07:48:26 PM »
Take as many bathroom breaks as physically possible. Lots of Candy Crush. Point at your boss and laugh when they turn their back to you.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #668 on: July 19, 2016, 08:08:45 PM »
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #669 on: July 21, 2016, 09:45:04 AM »
Forget it.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #670 on: July 21, 2016, 01:12:16 PM »
Use your hands

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #671 on: July 21, 2016, 03:16:10 PM »
Feet on the wheel, hands on the pedals


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #672 on: July 21, 2016, 03:29:59 PM »
Sitting on the couch doing absolutely nothing all day helps.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #673 on: July 21, 2016, 07:09:03 PM »
Pokemon go

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #674 on: July 21, 2016, 08:11:02 PM »
I hear all the strong ones can be found on private land, better go check it out!


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