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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 83894 times)

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #705 on: July 25, 2016, 12:15:42 AM »
With a just

How can we stop being so ridiculous?

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #706 on: July 25, 2016, 01:22:29 AM »
Stop asking stupid questions.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #707 on: July 25, 2016, 01:24:51 AM »
Make dozens of fake accounts and subscribe to yourself

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #708 on: July 25, 2016, 06:55:10 AM »
Ask any random passerby to be your friend.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #709 on: July 25, 2016, 04:50:13 PM »
Deadlift plush toys, that should do it.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #710 on: July 26, 2016, 04:35:36 PM »
Look deeply into their eyes and whisper 'I love you'.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #711 on: July 26, 2016, 04:46:52 PM »

Do what my friends did to me yesterday and forget all about it.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #712 on: July 28, 2016, 09:09:55 AM »
Burn them all.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #713 on: July 30, 2016, 03:55:45 PM »
Ask yourself out on a date then when you show up, call yourself and bail at the last minute.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #714 on: July 31, 2016, 06:17:49 AM »
Rip up your calendar.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #715 on: July 31, 2016, 11:43:20 AM »
Drop your phone.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #716 on: July 31, 2016, 04:36:40 PM »
Just take some cannots and break them in half.




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #717 on: July 31, 2016, 04:39:02 PM »
Eat apple seeds and apricot pits, that should work!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #718 on: July 31, 2016, 04:41:14 PM »
Sit in the freezer eating glitter for 3 hours!  Then just be FABULOUS!!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #719 on: July 31, 2016, 04:48:32 PM »
Don't let those strings fool you, everyone knows they're useless. Snip them off, and gently smack your sitar against the nearest brick wall to hear the song of its people.


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