Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game (Read 83909 times)

Delta The Wolf · « **Reply #765 on:** August 24, 2016, 04:16:20 AM »

Invent your own.

Best way to get rid of unwanted guests?

Nishjin · « **Reply #766 on:** August 24, 2016, 04:26:44 AM »

"If anything... undesirable is seen, just flash your light at ~~him~~ them from time to time." Phone Guy, c. 1987

How do I play music?

sha-draw · « **Reply #767 on:** August 24, 2016, 06:02:28 AM »

With an instrument.

How can I stop loving so much sodas

Trixsie Vixen · « **Reply #768 on:** August 24, 2016, 03:42:52 PM »

Start drinking them up your nose.

How do I get gum out of my fur?

Bricket · « **Reply #769 on:** August 24, 2016, 03:45:39 PM »

Shave everything off, problem solved;

How do I get cheap burgers at McDo?

Trixsie Vixen · « **Reply #770 on:** August 24, 2016, 03:49:26 PM »

Have a friend get a job there and they can sneak finger nails into your burgers so you can get a refund!

How do I keep my nails neat?

sha-draw · « **Reply #771 on:** August 24, 2016, 04:18:42 PM »

Gnaw on them, I'm told they taste good.

How do I stop my phone

Trixsie Vixen · « **Reply #772 on:** August 24, 2016, 04:47:54 PM »

Remove the training wheels from it's bike

How do I reinvent the wheel?

sha-draw · « **Reply #773 on:** August 24, 2016, 05:20:22 PM »

Make sure its anything but a circle.

How do I become hip with the kids.

Delta The Wolf · « **Reply #774 on:** August 25, 2016, 12:18:26 AM »

I heard they're into Beethoven. So listen to a lot of that.

How can I become famous?

sha-draw · « **Reply #775 on:** August 25, 2016, 02:30:15 AM »

Drink beer.
Lots of it.

How do I help make a tiny forum grow?

Delta The Wolf · « **Reply #776 on:** August 25, 2016, 03:10:23 AM »

Plant it the ground. Water it every day. Give it sunshine. Eventually it'll grow into something bigger.

How can I learn to love?

Dax Declan · « **Reply #777 on:** August 25, 2016, 06:12:44 AM »

Easy, take all your feelings and put them deep down inside, and keep them there till you die.

How can I praise the sun?

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #778 on:** August 25, 2016, 07:45:41 AM »

You don't, it's not a good idea.

How to make sandwiches?

Cecilia Peromi · « **Reply #779 on:** August 25, 2016, 04:53:04 PM »

Hmm... I've never given bad advice on purpose before...

You find a witch and throw sand on her.

What color should I dye my fur?

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