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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 83931 times)

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Offline Dax Declan

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #870 on: September 16, 2016, 12:10:20 PM »
Put a metric tons of dynamite at the top of a mountain.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #871 on: September 16, 2016, 01:17:05 PM »
Make sure to slide backwards through the pearly gates. In a ball of fire that was previously your boss's car.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #872 on: September 16, 2016, 01:22:48 PM »
By writing: "I'm god"
Then add: "Woops, forgot the second o."


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #873 on: September 16, 2016, 02:36:28 PM »
Add dead memes from 2012.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #874 on: September 17, 2016, 07:48:01 AM »
Break your spine.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #875 on: September 17, 2016, 08:24:25 AM »
MMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #876 on: September 17, 2016, 10:14:54 AM »
Watch ADSFmovies.
Or, alternatively, complentate on the phenomenon "life".


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #877 on: September 17, 2016, 04:58:30 PM »
Cry and whine and annoy people until they give you some.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #878 on: September 18, 2016, 01:46:46 AM »
Use a baseball bat and a lemon.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #879 on: September 18, 2016, 04:21:22 AM »
See above answer

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #880 on: September 18, 2016, 04:47:09 AM »
If you put a metal fork in the same outlet that the router is plugged into then your body will absorb the excess electricity and make your router faster


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #881 on: September 18, 2016, 04:58:07 AM »
Annoy everyone around you, and the ones that stick around and the ones that could be true love.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #882 on: September 18, 2016, 05:01:57 AM »
Push the friend button on everyone you meet.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #883 on: September 18, 2016, 06:08:28 AM »
Don't. Join the dark side

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #884 on: September 18, 2016, 04:31:06 PM »
Pick him up and throw him down the stairs.




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