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Offline Ibi Tanvaal

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #900 on: September 28, 2016, 11:20:55 PM »
Rip their heads off first.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #901 on: September 28, 2016, 11:32:34 PM »
Light a fire under your bed then go to sleep! The fire should wake you up.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #902 on: September 29, 2016, 07:07:01 PM »
Take a sledgehammer and do WHAM WHAM WHAM!


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The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #903 on: October 01, 2016, 01:36:58 AM »
Does do the gooding of the grammar

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #904 on: October 01, 2016, 08:36:14 AM »
Make sure everyone else is less good, then you are the best instantly.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #905 on: October 01, 2016, 09:13:30 AM »
Yes.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #906 on: October 01, 2016, 09:14:35 AM »
Shut everyone out and delete all your social network accounts.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #907 on: October 01, 2016, 09:39:03 AM »
Huh? I forgot the answer, sorry...

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #908 on: October 01, 2016, 10:16:24 AM »
"...Did I have to remember something?"


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #909 on: October 01, 2016, 11:37:34 AM »
... *Didn't hear the question*

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #910 on: October 01, 2016, 05:17:24 PM »
You take a pound of tomatoes, a handful of Italian herbs and one stick of dynamite.
put it all in a barrel, let the dynamite go boom and voila: pasta sauce.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #911 on: October 01, 2016, 10:16:30 PM »
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #912 on: October 03, 2016, 03:27:38 AM »
*points vaguely in the direction of a clock* Around..... then. Right then. That's when you should have breakfast.



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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #913 on: October 03, 2016, 05:41:01 AM »
With your neck.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #914 on: October 03, 2016, 05:46:49 AM »
You gotta bride the pet with money and tickets to Disneyland. Alternatively, you could get a lawyer.




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