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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 90758 times)

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Offline Nutmeg

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #135 on: February 20, 2016, 08:44:00 AM »
Blend food, tilt head back and pour into your nostrils.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #136 on: February 20, 2016, 08:50:47 AM »
Jump

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #137 on: February 20, 2016, 10:39:55 AM »
you take a sleep and you make it fall ;)

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #138 on: February 20, 2016, 10:42:46 AM »
You have to become furstrated with ever thing


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #139 on: February 20, 2016, 10:45:39 AM »
You buy the most expensive suit, and you glue some fur on it ;)

How do you eat a fursuit? :P
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #140 on: February 20, 2016, 01:07:51 PM »
Skin it and then eat the dust

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #141 on: February 20, 2016, 01:28:13 PM »
Do it tomorrow

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #142 on: February 20, 2016, 02:36:40 PM »
Bye a microwave.



How do I eat metal?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #143 on: February 20, 2016, 06:39:36 PM »
You pour some acid on a metal (it will literary eat itself ^_^)

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #144 on: February 20, 2016, 10:23:05 PM »
Quote from: Crest on February 20, 2016, 02:36:40 PM
Bye a microwave.



How do I eat metal?

(Oh my god I thought you meant me, not actually metal lol))

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How do I become a mercenary?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #145 on: February 21, 2016, 10:24:12 PM »
Put a sign in front of your driveway saying "Mercenary for hire, killings, poisoning s, etc."


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #146 on: February 21, 2016, 10:27:21 PM »
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Bye a microwave.



How do I eat metal?

(Oh my god I thought you meant me, not actually metal lol))

You wake up in the morning

How do I become a mercenary?

((I'm not that evil!))

Knife and fork. Also invite the police over for a BBQ


How do I become a rock star.?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #147 on: February 21, 2016, 10:38:36 PM »
Pick up rocks, tape them to your clothes and sing songs to toddlers


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #148 on: February 21, 2016, 10:39:32 PM »
Sleep with a celebrity


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #149 on: February 21, 2016, 10:46:05 PM »
Prepare yourself by printing out as much yiff as possible, and take a sonic plushie with you when you shout it at someone. Make sure to make as huge a deal out of it as possible.


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