The Bad Advice Game

[★Amethyst★]

Two words: Blow torch

What should I say when I get to shake my favorite actor's hand?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Not "You stink!"


How can I program a robot?

[Peanut B. Rawket]

First, you go to www.downloadmoreram.com and download some more "detitated wam" and make SURE you're getting "DETITATED" wam, not the other, inferior product, Detonated wam. Now that you have your detitated wam, you need to put it into your computer, preferably attaching it to your hard drive via strong magnet. Now your computer can, in itself, become the robot you're programming. Now you need to write a program in a programming language of your choice. Replace "System 32" on your computer with the program. This will make your computer turn into a robot and you will become a supreme overlord




How do I acquire friends?

[Rocco Rex]

Stay quiet around people you don't know

How do you change a tire?

[Bricket]

Buy a new car.

How do I make sure I get bigger profits?

[Nutmeg]

Add a few zeros to all your paychecks, that should work well enough


How do I make my fur taste like strawberries all the time?

[Peanut B. Rawket]

Alright alright I've got you covered here. You're going to need a few items


1) Several Strawberries
2) A Blender
3) Water
4) Rubbing Alcohol
5) A match or lighter




First thing first, put the Strawberries into the blender, add some water, and blend that shit up! Once you have your fresh strawberry puree, take about 50% Rubbing Alcohol, and 50% of that strawberry concoction, and mix 'em together. Rub this all over your fur, make sure it's nice and set in, and rub some more in for good measure. Now, it might smell like rubbing alcohol and taste like it aswell, but once you take a match, and light it, and burn away all of the rubbing alcohol, you should have a nice, strawberry-tasting fur coat!


How do I cure diabeetus?

[Makias]

eat lots and lots of chocolate

how do I become a successful singer?

[Bricket]

For the sake of mankind: don't.

How can I bribe a police officer?

[Riddle]

You give him a box of bananas

How do I become successful at life?

[Makias]

You don't

How do I get promoted at work?

[Ara Av-Toa]

First, you go to www.downloadmoreram.com and download some more "detitated wam" and make SURE you're getting "DETITATED" wam, not the other, inferior product, Detonated wam. Now that you have your detitated wam, you need to put it into your computer, preferably attaching it to your hard drive via strong magnet. Now your computer can, in itself, become the robot you're programming. Now you need to write a program in a programming language of your choice. Replace "System 32" on your computer with the program. This will make your computer turn into a robot and you will become a supreme overlord

^Wow, what a long explanation...^


Sandor: Use deo and drive in expensive cars.


What can I do to bend physics to my will so I don't have to learn that subject at school?

[Bricket]

Burn every physics book. Without it written down you can change it as much as you want.


How do I get a discount at KFC?

[Makias]

bring in your own chicken and demand they add the spices to it

[Bricket]

You fill in a problem where you want a solution for.

How do I even?