The Bad Advice Game

[Azure Frostfire]

You should do it in class after the teacher graded them using a cheating app on your phone.

How do you call for a taxi?

[Firox]

just throw yourself in front of the taxi




mailman didn't do much, now the 7 are keeping my packages captive, how do I get them to pass it over?

[Alessia Starfurr]

Can't you just freeze them?

I lost all my friends in a Tornado , what do I do?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Try to dissipate it with a nuke.
Side effects may include erradiation, widespread death and destruction and a still active tornado.

I wanna derp.

[Firox]

just spin in circles




trying to freeze them, not just got the 7 off... now I froze the packages and bed, how do I defrost bed and packages?

[Alessia Starfurr]

Have a flareon use flamethrower on it.


I got nothing, make something up for me..

[Firox]

how about creating a space ship that goes inside the earth's core, not into outer space
(similar to the one used in the movie "The Core")




eepz, now the package contents burning!! important paperwork!
how do I save them without suffering fourth-degree burs?

[Alessia Starfurr]

how about creating a space ship that goes inside the earth's core, not into outer space
(similar to the one used in the movie "The Core")




eepz, now the package contents burning!! important paperwork!
how do I save them without suffering fourth-degree burs?

Call in a vaporeon, and have it use water gun or better yet hydro pump, your papers will be fine wood is waterproof after all.

Yeah I got like 10ft into the dirt and it stopped, now what?

[Firox]

you will need a new set of lasers or thinner crust




it may be waterproof, but the ink isn't, it just smeared and makes it hard to read
report due in 30 mins
how do I get new copies made without the original

[Alessia Starfurr]

Call in a ditto

lasers burnt out  can't find thinner crust.

[Firox]

get outside and dig with paws.... just bring a spacesuit that can stand super high temperatures and high pressure too



got it covered, but now...
now I'm sweating a lot, how do I calm down before the presentation

[Ara Av-Toa]

Go play a game or something.
If you don't feel like that, there's always... illegal stuff.

I wanna sleep.

[Firox]

bang your head, on the cement wall


didn't do much, now only 5 minutes left for the presentation, feel like I'm about to pass out, how do I prevent it from happening?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Embarras yourself by presenting as nevously as humanly (or ferally) possible.

I wanna make it 2 hours later.

[Firox]

Set alarm a day before

How do I go to sleep early?