The Bad Advice Game

[Firox]

Commit every crime you can think of

I try to leave, now I have all latched onto my tail still asking for food, what to do?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Let them run free in a candy shop and pay everything they want.

I wanna fruitcake.

[Firox]

just drop fruit from high distance into a cake, now you has both




only problem... too much candy, not enough funds, how do I get all too pick less candy without breaking hearts?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Steal the candy. Or, bribe the owner if you feel daring...

I wanna wanna.

[Firox]

just write the letters using boggle letters




to change it a bit... how do I score the biggest possible points in a game of boggle?

[Ara Av-Toa]

The secret to get a huge score in Boggle is... ... ...

I wanna be hated.

[Firox]

give everyone red roses




how do I check if the bacon is crispy enough?

[Ara Av-Toa]

If it's black, it's crispy.

I wanna build everything.

[Firox]

first you have to destroy everything before you can build it




store is out of bacon, how do I get to the next store?

[Alessia Starfurr]

first you have to destroy everything before you can build it




store is out of bacon, how do I get to the next store?

Flush yourself down the toilet. it's fine down there.

How do i start this car i stole off the street? (hypothetical...)

[Firox]

Just use the neighbor's keys

Ended up in the wrong place, how do I escape the fire station?

[Ara Av-Toa]

In order to escape the fire station, you must find a [Fire alarm goes off] AND USE IT ON [Fire truck sirens] WHICH WILL LEAD YOU OUT!

I wanna yeet.

[Firox]

find a beet first, then carve out a Y in the middle, now you got a yeet




trying to cheat way out of that station landed me in a vet cage, how do I escape it?

[Ara Av-Toa]

You must realise there's nothing you can do and find rest in your situation.

I wanna troll.

[Firox]

just visit the farthest northern Scandinavian town you can find, trolls live there




what should be the first thing to do after getting freed from the vet cage?