A Million Dollars, but...

[Bricket]

isn't that the basic concept of money?

AMD but you will never be able to smell something again

[Makias]

first off, hey bricket haven't seen you in awhile

yea id take that, smelling isn't a need for me anyway

AMD but everytime you year a Justin Beiber song you have to dance

[Farewell]

I haven't heard one for a long long while so sure. Besides I'm sure his songs won't play at all once I'm an adult. Sure.
AMD but you have leave everything behind and start fresh (even pets, family, all your items)

[Bricket]

start fresh? start a completely new life?

Where do I sign up?

AMD but nothing in your life will change and everything will stay the same

[Farewell]

Sure I don't care.
AMD but you have to live your life in a reality Tv show...

[Razuel]

I'd say no, too much drama even now.


AMD but, you will have to suffer through daily and nightly puns from Sans, no matter where you are.

[Proto Triose]

That's not punny. But I would still do it.

A million dollars, but you have to suffer like Prometheus every morning for a year, condensed into fifteen minutes from the time you wake up. (For those that don't know mythology, Prometheus gave the fire of the gods to human kind. As a punishment, he was picked apart by ravens every day, and every morning was completely healed.)

[Proto Triose]

You guys have all made me so happy, I wouldn't trade that for anything. I'd have to say no.

A million dollars, but you have to donate the same amount you spend to Trump's campaign of terror.

[Bricket]

Well, seems like someone is going to die

AMD but someone you don't know or ever will know will die a slow death

[Farewell]

Sure. I don't have a lot of sympathy for others.. Just the way I am.
AMD but you will have to work for someone you hate

[Bricket]

yes, it is called the job market.

AMD and you will be immortal, you will never be able to die

[Farewell]

Without a doubt.
AMD but you must fake your death, change your appearance, live in a completely different area and you cannot choose.

[Riddle]

sure, thank you for the suggestion


AMD, but you will have to dress up completely green everyday

[Ibi Tanvaal]

I'd tolerate that.

AMD in cash, but whenever you want to spend it, you have to pull it out of your ears. (Paper cuts not included)

[Makias]

after awhile youd get used to it, so why not

AMD but you can never eat your favorite food again