Old Jokes You Still Find Funny.

[Silaluk]

Memes, knock-knock jokes, anything. Post it here. Don't forget to explain why.



I still love this meme because you could put it in literally any picture and it would fit. Just try it, it will work.

[Silaluk]

I'm sorry but I crack up whenever I go back on this thread.


That's interesting, but sadly I don't remember any German jokes my math teacher told me (she was from Austria but German-born).

[saph the sergal]

aus jokes are deadly because everything tires to kill you 

[Proto Triose]

I'm trying -really- hard to think of one that's not racist, sexist, insulting, derogatory, or all of the above. And I couldn't think of one, so I have to go with one that insults both sexes, so it's equal. Equality, people! Equality!

Adam was walking through the Garden of Eden, deep in thought, when he finally decided to just ask God. "God?" he said, looking up to the heavens.
"Yes, Adam?"
"Why did you make Eve?"
"Why, so you would a companion to talk to, to help take care of you and the Garden, of course."
"Okay. Alright, I can see that. But God, why did you make her so beautiful?"
"So that you would love her, protect her, and want to take care of her, Adam." God responds.
"Alright, I guess I can see that too. But God?"
"Yes, Adam?" God prompts.
"Why did you make her so f**king stupid?"
To which God instantly responds, "So SHE would love YOU."

[anoni]

Here's a joke about democracy.

Four people are in a religious studies group, one person always seems to disagree with the other three people.

He would point to a passage and say "LOOK god means this with that passage", and the other three people would look at him and go "Well that's fine, but there's three of us and one of you so we're right".

This person is getting desperate, so the next day he points to the same verse and says "PLEASE GOD give me a sign if I'm right about my interpretation!" Suddenly the earth shakes, the three people look at each other and say "It was just an earthquake, there's still three of us and one of you so, majority rules, we're right!"

Finally, the next day, the person was getting even more desperate and he exclaims "PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A SIGN AND SHOW THESE PEOPLE I AM RIGHT". Suddenly, the heavens open, and in the sky the hand of God comes moving down. God points to the person and says "HE IS RIGHT".

The other three people are shocked, they look at each other, startled. Finally they go "Ok, that's fine, but there's 2 of you, and three of us, majority rules, we're still right!"

[Rob_Silvermyst]

I am your father's brother's sister's cousin's former roommate!


What does that make us?

Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

[Proto Triose]

Ah, Rob! I see your schwartz is AS BIG AS MINE!

[Orion Red]

You can tell these to me whenever and I will always laugh.

• Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
• Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
• What do you call a cantaloupe on the phone? Melon-cally.
• What did the buffalo say to his boy before he went to school? Bi-son.

[dvdog]

How often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically
What do you do when a chemist dies? You bar-ium (get it? Cause barium is an element ha ha ha)
A chemist told me a joke the other day it made me laugh like He He He (He = Helium)
I know it's bad. I tried.

[dvdog]

Chemistry jokes make me laugh and I don't know why. Btw that was a good one.

[Proto Triose]

You can't trust atoms. I heard they make up everything.

I would make another chemistry joke for you, but with all of us making them, the best ones argon.

[cjbearpaw]

Are u FURreal right now

[cjbearpaw]

Don't PAWS the music