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Author Topic: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?  (Read 56845 times)

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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2016, 12:38:12 AM »
Used an electric scooter and a loaf of bread from the bakery to reenact a jousting tournament.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2016, 12:40:31 AM »
Put a label with "key cleaner" written on it above all the power outlets.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2016, 04:48:00 PM »
Was flirting with all the bread.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2016, 05:35:51 PM »
^ wouldn't stop licking all the freezer doors until they carried them out. XD
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2016, 06:09:25 PM »
^ Caught jousting in the aisles with the scooters
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2016, 06:26:06 PM »
^ Was walking around with three parrots on his body
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2016, 06:41:52 PM »
^ Was screaming about the sky for it's blatant blueness
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2016, 06:44:36 PM »
^ Ate a snickers bar....WITHOUT PAYING!
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2016, 06:56:54 PM »
How dare you accuse me of such a thing *gasps*

^ went to get a free cookie... but then took 2 instead of one!
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2016, 07:05:55 PM »
We all know you !


^ You where making out with the water fountain.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2016, 07:39:46 PM »
Hey! That was a hot water fountain. How could I not?

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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2016, 07:49:38 PM »
^ Sleeping on display furniture
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2016, 07:51:04 PM »
^ wouldn't stop roaring on about hoe cheep the prices were
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2016, 07:51:50 PM »
Started throwing fruit as far as possible in random directions
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2016, 07:54:35 PM »
^ Started sampling everything possible
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