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Author Topic: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?  (Read 56896 times)

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Offline ZielZorix

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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #210 on: November 23, 2016, 05:11:40 AM »
Distracted all of the employees with cuteness.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #211 on: November 23, 2016, 05:16:46 AM »
flew around with a lighter, trying to get the sprinklers to go off
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #212 on: November 23, 2016, 06:33:48 AM »
Was caught trying to steal cookies.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #213 on: November 23, 2016, 07:09:00 AM »
You opened a driving range in the sporting goods section
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #214 on: November 23, 2016, 07:47:09 AM »
Forgot that you had to buy the macaroni, before you ate them.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #215 on: November 23, 2016, 01:51:27 PM »
Decided to write bad puns on all of the price stickers.

There were toma-too many.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #216 on: November 23, 2016, 02:13:05 PM »
Made a web in the childrens clothing area...

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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #217 on: November 23, 2016, 09:25:45 PM »
Howled into the PA   XP
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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
Then we can believe in all of it
So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #218 on: November 23, 2016, 09:54:38 PM »
Hid amongst the plushies
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #219 on: November 23, 2016, 10:37:31 PM »
Hid amongst the mannequins.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #220 on: November 23, 2016, 11:43:05 PM »
Made spiderwebs blocking all the aisles
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #221 on: November 23, 2016, 11:50:47 PM »
Had people sign their names in her notebook...... OF DEATH!    XD
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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #222 on: November 24, 2016, 12:17:12 AM »
Didn't sign my notebook of death xD
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #223 on: November 24, 2016, 12:23:38 AM »
Ate the manager.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #224 on: November 24, 2016, 12:33:40 AM »
Poked all the customers on the back and ran away.
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