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Author Topic: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?  (Read 56851 times)

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Offline Rocco Rex

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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2016, 07:05:40 PM »

Started throwing canned goods in random directions.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #46 on: May 13, 2016, 03:43:02 AM »
^opened all of the Legos and built a bridge to the garden section. When a customer wanted to cross stood in front of the customer in a Gandalf costume and stated, "NONE SHALL PASS!"
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #47 on: May 13, 2016, 03:57:42 AM »

(Two problems with that. I don't do LEGOs, and what's Gandalf?)


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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #48 on: May 13, 2016, 12:55:06 PM »
(^ Gandalf is one of the main characters in the Lord of the Ring series https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gandalf)
^ wore a chicken costume and went to the egg section and screamed ," MY BABIES!! D:"
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #49 on: May 13, 2016, 01:17:08 PM »
^ followed random targets playing a tuba throughout the store XD
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #50 on: May 13, 2016, 02:24:23 PM »

Quote from: Dark Softpaw on May 13, 2016, 12:55:06 PM
^ wore a chicken costume and went to the egg section and screamed ," MY BABIES!! D: "
 XD (Ok, could see myself doing that)


Walked around the store quietly following someone. When asked what you were doing, you grabbed a random item off the shelf, threw it at who you were following, and ran away yelling complete gibberish.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #51 on: May 13, 2016, 02:29:50 PM »
^ate all the toilet paper in the bathroom isle
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #52 on: May 13, 2016, 05:18:28 PM »
Quote from: Styxx Von Doom on May 13, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
^ followed random targets playing a tuba throughout the store XD
(I'm actually in matching band so that fits me very well XD)
^drove into the store with their car to get drive through service at McDonalds.
(Yes my Walmart near me has a McDonalds in it.)
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #53 on: May 14, 2016, 04:44:22 PM »
^ Pretended he was a cashier and stole a bag he helped fill
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #54 on: May 15, 2016, 07:30:35 AM »
^ Hid in clothing racks and yelled at customers that passed by
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #55 on: May 16, 2016, 01:17:50 AM »
Yelled at the person in the fabric section for not selling fur >:(
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #56 on: May 16, 2016, 01:21:27 AM »
^ Tried playing real life Fruit Ninja in the produce section
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #57 on: May 16, 2016, 01:55:54 AM »
^tepeed the inside of the building after the store shut down.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #58 on: May 16, 2016, 08:04:43 AM »
^ Threw sausages at any police officers that entered the building and yelled "Oink" at them
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #59 on: May 16, 2016, 05:59:55 PM »
Used a can of pop to make a weapon  of mass destruction
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