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Author Topic: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?  (Read 56850 times)

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Offline Blaze

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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #60 on: May 17, 2016, 03:12:24 AM »
Raided the junk food aisle eating everything.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #61 on: May 17, 2016, 07:17:16 AM »
^ Put raw fish in the ladies' handbags
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #62 on: May 17, 2016, 07:52:31 PM »
^ Ate ALL the nutella.

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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #63 on: May 17, 2016, 09:17:23 PM »
Started dumping vinegar and dish soap on the floor to try to get people to slip and fall in it.

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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #64 on: May 18, 2016, 04:31:09 AM »
^ attempted to joust the shoppers with a cart and baguettes
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #65 on: May 18, 2016, 04:40:37 AM »
^ Was using the speakers to announce his birthday.

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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #66 on: May 18, 2016, 05:28:19 AM »
^ Decided to play golf in the sports section
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #67 on: May 18, 2016, 07:17:48 AM »
^ Emptied the cans onto the floor and slid around in it
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #68 on: May 18, 2016, 02:57:58 PM »
^ locked an isle down, then hoarded all the nuts. She also threw random items at passersby.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #69 on: May 18, 2016, 02:58:48 PM »
^stole all tthe plungers and stuck them to the wall
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #70 on: May 18, 2016, 03:25:10 PM »
^Ate all the produce and walked out the back door.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #71 on: May 18, 2016, 03:29:43 PM »
^ wanted a pool party so pulled the fire alarm so the sprinklers go off.

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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #72 on: May 18, 2016, 03:55:24 PM »
^ turned off all the lights in the electronics department and snuck around poking people as eerie music was playing in the background.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #73 on: May 18, 2016, 04:01:18 PM »
^ Opened the bags of play sand and threw fistfulls of it into the fruit and vegetable section
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #74 on: May 18, 2016, 04:04:43 PM »
^ opened up all the sweets and started to nom on some, before going to the next bag.
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