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Author Topic: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?  (Read 56855 times)

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Offline Nutmeg

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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #75 on: May 18, 2016, 04:08:04 PM »
^ Took pet fish out of the tanks and flushed them down the toilet in hopes of giving them a better life
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #76 on: May 25, 2016, 07:45:39 PM »

Quote from: Nutmeg on May 18, 2016, 04:08:04 PM
^ Took pet fish out of the tanks and flushed them down the toilet in hopes of giving them a better life
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #77 on: June 05, 2016, 11:55:06 PM »
^screamed "I WILL FREE YOU" at any packaged toys before tearing them open
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #78 on: June 14, 2016, 07:40:21 AM »
Decided to try everything in the sporting goods section (including weapons) before you chose what to buy.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #79 on: June 14, 2016, 11:42:27 PM »
Tripped the kids as they walked or ran by.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #80 on: June 15, 2016, 11:29:25 PM »
^ went to town on the candy aisle.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #81 on: June 16, 2016, 04:04:16 AM »
^Tried to vault over the shopping carts and failed.... twice
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #82 on: June 16, 2016, 04:11:39 AM »
^ opened the permanent markers and drew all over the walls, staining other fur's clothing
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #83 on: June 16, 2016, 04:50:38 AM »
Ran around the store with a can of spray paint in each paw, spraying everything, including other furs
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #84 on: June 16, 2016, 04:56:25 AM »
^tried to fit everything in one cart..... EVERYTHING
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #85 on: June 16, 2016, 04:57:54 AM »

'Accidentally' set off a paint grenade. Or three... dozen
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #86 on: June 16, 2016, 05:19:28 AM »
^ tore open the meat and started eating it all
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #87 on: June 16, 2016, 05:32:06 AM »
*bows head* guilty

Told me there were free samples
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #88 on: June 16, 2016, 06:11:21 AM »
Went to the sport section, open the tennis ball, started throwing them
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Jyo, male, Espeon, Seattle, Washington
Linette, female, Leafeon, Biloxi, Mississippi
Grace, female, Glaceon, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Sherrie, female, Sylveon, Las Vegas, Nevada

8 opposite gender mates:
Leonardo, male, Vaporeon, Venice, Italy
Robyn, female, Jolteon, Bridgetown, Barbados
Fleur, female, Flareon, Marseille, France
Aycan, female, Umbreon, Istanbul, turkey
Elise, female, Espeon, Basseterre, St. Kitts-Nevis
Zoran, male, Leafeon, Velez, North Macedonia
Florian, male, Glaceon, Craiova, Romania
Seth, male, Sylveon, Ashgabath, Turkmenistan

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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #89 on: June 16, 2016, 04:31:14 PM »
Ate all the tuna
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