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Author Topic: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?  (Read 56849 times)

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Offline Rocco Rex

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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2016, 07:58:22 PM »
(No, I was giving Walmart a free test run of my quality control services)

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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2016, 08:13:05 PM »
^ Started insisting that they lived there


(I admittedly laughed at that)
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2016, 10:05:23 PM »
^lost control of a cart filled with stuff and it knocked all the aisles down like domino's
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2016, 10:07:14 PM »
^ Arranged floor hockey in the toy aisle
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2016, 11:16:27 PM »
/\ Hid in the clothes section and threw sausages at people
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2016, 01:42:36 AM »
Threatened a security guard with either a banana or Nokia.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #36 on: April 02, 2016, 03:12:42 AM »
^ Insisted the potatoes were their family
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #37 on: April 02, 2016, 04:54:06 AM »
^Dressed up as Stuart and took babies out of people's strollers and sat in the strollers, claiming that he's their child.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #38 on: April 02, 2016, 05:11:57 AM »
Went on a shooting rampage... with dart guns.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #39 on: April 02, 2016, 05:15:42 AM »
Funny thing is, I'd probably do that!



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Quote from: Riddle on April 02, 2016, 05:08:07 PM
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #40 on: April 02, 2016, 05:16:31 AM »
^Rolled themself up in a rug and started shouting "I'm a Swiss roll!" at people.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #41 on: April 02, 2016, 05:32:49 AM »
Quote from: Razuel on April 02, 2016, 05:15:42 AM
Funny thing is, I'd probably do that!



^Was found in the morning eating all of the Doritos and Mountain Dew while playing CoD on all of the TVs hooked up the entire PA System.
(Um, wrong. I don't like Doritos or Mountain Dew or COD. But I do know about computer/sound systems, so the last part is plausible)

Made an announcement "Attention moronic Walmart shoppers, please ignore this and continue to waste your money on our imported garbage. Screw you"

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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #42 on: April 03, 2016, 05:36:58 PM »
^ Ate all the Nutella.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #43 on: April 03, 2016, 05:56:11 PM »
^went to Target instead.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #44 on: May 02, 2016, 05:17:56 PM »
^ kept taking and putting random items in the peoples carts and bounced away while giggling like mad.
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