Kid: Wow, you look horrible.
Me: Do I look like a mirror?
Guy: Your hair is messy
Me: Atleast your face is less ugly than yesterday.
Guy: was that a complement?
Me: What do you think?
These are pretty bad but-
Post Merge: March 24, 2016, 10:28:24 PM
Kid: Wow, you look horrible.
Me: Do I look like a mirror?
Guy: Your hair is messy
Me: Atleast YOUR hair is less ugly than yesterday.
Guy: was that a complement?
Me: What do you think?
These are pretty bad but-