"Ooooh, bud. Sorry, but I can't help you."
Nishjin's eyes start glowing a bright, intense light.
"You see, I may not have everything mastered, but I have these nunchucks here."
He pulls out the chucks, which were glowing as well.
"Let's try this on for size, shall we?"
The light intensifies as Nishjin starts sucking all the air out of the room, and creates a vacuum around the two.