Cringeworthy things you've done in your life/stupid things you regret?

[Ginger Ale]

We all have done stupid things to embarrass ourselves. Share your stories here.
I'll start with a short one. When I was little, I memorized the lyrics to Smash Mouth - Allstar. I remember every word to this day. 

[[INACTIVE]]

Oh god.... Um, I didn't do this but this one time I was sitting by the rather strange girl, she then turned to me and said, "I'm a vampire." I was a little startled by it because this girl that I wasn't even talking to just turned to me and said she was a vampire! I then asked her, "Then why are you in the sun if your a vampire?" They got very very defensive and said that there a day walker. So I was like k, then my friends come over and ask wtf is going on. Before I could tell them she just blurted out, "Oh I'm a vampire." I had to walk away because I cringe to hard.

[Ginger Ale]

That sounds terrible.


I have another moment that I really regret.
So, near where I live, there is an Asian steak house that me and my family go to every year on Christmas Eve. After eating there one year, I went over to the guy making sushi rolls and said to him;
Me: Excuse me sir, do you mind if I watch you make this?
Sushi Guy: Uhh, Lunch? We do not have Lunch, no no, is late.
Me: No, no, I meant can I watch you make sushi?
Sushi Guy: You...want sushi Lunch, yes?
Me: No, no, I mean,
(Guy calls over another employee in another language)
Other Employee: Sushi lunch? No sushi lunch today, it is too late.
Me: Oh, sorry, does he (sushi guy) speak English?
Other Employee: No, he does not speak English, no.
Me: Oh...sorry.
(walks away quickly)
So that was really embarassing.

[[INACTIVE]]

Oh god.

OH OH that reminds me of something I did a sushi place. I went there with no money, and they had a huge buffet, so my friends went to grab food while I sat there poor and no food. So I would take food from there plants when the employees weren't looking, but one of them caught me and asked if I paid for that, I said no. It was then a awkward battle of I jusT hAD ONE CALIFORNIA ROLL LEAVE ME ALONE. Then right when he walked away my friend next to me said rather loudly, "Oh herro." I had to leave because I was so god damn embarrassed.

[Ginger Ale]

And he did that at a sushi place? Geez.


I have one more but I'm really tired, so I'l share it tomorryow.

[guest22811]

Bit of an old topic, but I thought it was pretty cool.


My old crush put a 'love calculator' quiz on his bio on Instagram. It was actually one of those prank sites where they email the results to them. Something like this. http://lovecalculator.ws/
Being stupid, I put his name into it.
It was a bad idea after I realised that results were emailed.
I eventually gave up and just told him I liked him.
Got rejected haha.

[Kara]

I stuck a candy up a nose a few minutes ago.

[SadDubwool]

Alright so, when I was 5 or 4 Years old






I Went to Mcdonalds, Typical right?




Kinda




So, as my Mom is ordering some food, I look around and see a guy with an eyepatch and I say




AND I **censor** SAY.




"Are you a Pirate?"

[Farewell]

At school I got breakfast and I wanted both milk and orange juice...
But no
I said "can I have orange milk?" The lunch lady was so confused... And I kept repeating myself, she figured out what I meant. Then when I sat down to eat my breakfast before realizing what I said.

[Ginger Ale]

I was at Disney World and we were going to get on one of the rides, and there was a muslim woman with a hijab in line with her kids. I, being nine years old and not knowing about Islamic traditions, said "Woah! We get to ride with ninjas!"


I don't think anything could top that for being the worst thing to ever say at Disney World.

[Ori]

The first time I went to Starbucks, was on a field trip... and I was a hundred percent out of it that morning. I went in looked around, asked for a coffee , I think it was a size smaller than grande. And they asked me what flavor and I was like what? I was actually confused. [I thought it was like dunking donuts and there was only one flavor: coffee flavor.] So I  think I ordered Hazel and walked out. Started drinking and was like, ' huh my parents are right Starbucks coffee is nasty.' Then my friend is like what did you put in it? I forgot to put milk and sugar in my coffee.

[christopher.pavo]

Once in middle school i bought my girlfriend one of those heart boxes of chocolate for valentines day. There was a really ugly wrapper on the box so i took it off because it was ugly and put it back in my backpack. After school i gave her the gift, and when i got home i looked into my backpack realising the wrapper i took off was holding the box closed, all the chocolate spilled into my bag. So i gave her an empty box of chocolates. It embarrasses me to this day.

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[Midnight Madness]

Tried to be 'cool' in middle school honors while watching The Odyssey. The 1997 version.

Yeah so when they reached the Scylla, which ate a number of Odysseus' men, I kicked my seat back and stood up shouting 'COOL!' at the fact there was active gore and blood. This was at age 13. I was on the internet. I also stayed standing until after they'd all fallen into the jaws of Charybdis.

Looking back I now realize how **censor** over the top I was being and that my teacher had even rolled her eyes. My class was annoyed as well, and I just never really put thought into it at the time.

[Kara]

Touching 400 degree lasagna pan because I wanted to know if it was hot.

[Mochi]

I made my cousin listen to my horrendous fan fiction. *dies*