(Text messages)
My dad: I'm going to be home late.
Me: VVA (In the middle of a smite match. Basically code for okay.)
Me: I mean, okay!
My dad: What does that mean?
Me: It's code for okay in a game.
When smite takes over your English vocabulary ;-;
(Or that time in College.)
Crush: (Looks like she's looking my way. I'm unsure.)
Me: (I frown and wave, still not sure.)
Crush: (After a second, Notices, smiles and waves.)
Me: (Acts normal. On the inside: CRAP I MESSED UP! I THOUGHT SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME! I want to go sit in a corner now lol)
Then that other time in College during an art break:
Me: So how'd you get into art?
Person: E.t.c. e.t.c. How about you?
Me: Oh... That's a secret.
(Tries to play it cool.)
(Because if I opened that can of worms I would have to explain a whole bunch of crap that happened. Why did I decide to ask a question? Because it was awkwardly quiet okay
)
(Sings Bon Jovi's 'It's my Life' song except 'It's' is replaced with 'Screw').