^^Well, Nishjin is kinda weird, since at times he's a serious guy, full-out ninja, but sometimes he's a clumsy goofball. But he wouldn't make puns anymore. That's pretty much his only consistent featFURe. (I had to answer, best pun timing achieved)
^He would slap said friend and vow never to speak to him again.
WWYFD if they were kidnapped?