Me n' Firflee, the 1 on 1 arpee!

[Nishjin]

*Jumps into the room cause why not*

Hullo Firefly!

[Firefly Wolfy]

*runs into the room - smacks Nishjin in the face with a pillow*

You spelled Firefly wrong!

[Nishjin]

*Grabs suspiciously nunchuck shaped pillows*

It had to rhyme!

[Firefly Wolfy]

I'll rhyme you in the face with these pillows!

*pulls out another pillow - charges at Nish with duel wield pillows*

[Nishjin]

C'mon man, you know it's akimbo.

*Firefly charges into a log where Nish had been*

Amine reference!

[Firefly Wolfy]

Ah, a substitute jutsu... I should've known!!! 

*looks around for the real Nishjin - holding up pillows*

[Nishjin]

*Tackles Firefly from behind and play bites him*

Rawr eksdee!

[Firefly Wolfy]

*yelps - thwacks Nishjin with the pillow*

Eksdee is

[Nishjin]

*Expert pillow dodge cause Imma ninja!*

Eksdee is whatever I want it to be!

*Smacks Firefly upside the head with the pillows*

[Firefly Wolfy]

*does a triple back flip - pulls out a super soaker*

You might be able to dodge a pillow... But I'd like to see you dodge this 
*sprays Nishjin*

[Nishjin]

*Picks up a flamethrower from the armoury in this Matrix-style room where anything can happen. I mean, if the fatty Firefly can do backflips...*

Water versus fire, les do dis.

[Firefly Wolfy]

Who you callin fatty?! Im fit and fwoofy

*pumps super soaker  - aims it at Nishjin*

You feeling lucky punk? Did I pump it it 5 times or 6? 

[Nishjin]

I don't plan on playing Canadian roulette. But Lady Luck is my b***h.
*Pulls the trigger*

[Firefly Wolfy]

*Sprays the water into the fire - Uses Canadian super powers to turn the water into ice*

True, you may have lady luck... But I have the magical Canadian Vanilla powers of Don Cherry! (Aka hockey god)

[Nishjin]

*Obviously ignoring the fact that ice is worse at defeating fire than water is because water is a liquid, Nishjin bends the laws of physics and makes time stop for a second. Or maybe it was a minute. I couldn't really tell.*

Wait, so where are we?