Underground Bands no one has ever heard of

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

it started with myself, my friend evan, and his friend splooge (no s***, thats his name) were talking about 4chan and also music, since all of us are musicians we were like, whatever, lets just start a new band. we joked around with names and thats what we came up with. ^^

[Scautty]

Haha, sweet. Genre?

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Veil of Maya and Cynic are other bands I like, most definitely underground.

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

we are thinking comedy metal/funk since thats pretty much what we play.

[Scautty]

Haha, sweet. So The Mars Volta with a punchline.

[Thaddeus Q. Wolfe]

actually probably more like.... *ponders* primus with a crappy bassist crossed with spinal tap

[Scautty]

Haha! Brutal.

Oh, I like Inhale Exhale too.

[blackmetal_bear]

Three of my favorites.

Dog Fashion Disco, Polkadot Cadaver, and Alter Boys.

I Looooove Todd Smith. He's in all three of those bands. He has a voice like and angel and a devil all in one.

[Grey_Wulf]

Stuka Squadron, hardly anyone I know know them.

[Scautty]

Some may have heard of them, but I like Straight Line Stitch. It's like Beyonce letting out anger in a mathcore band. And succeeded.

[Uncertainty]

Here are a few I've liked recently

Abney Park
Jill Tracy
Katzenjammer Kabarett
Humanwine
Vermillion Lies
The Deadly Nightshade Botanical Society
Chiasm
Anders Manga
Automatic Loveletter
Porcelain and the Tramps
Life Toward Twilight

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

The only one I can think of is Zephaniah and the only reason its unknown is because its a local metal band.  Its genre would probably fit in metal/folk/comedy gbecause at the beginning and end of every song the singer and the band usually say a random meme or countdown from pokemon or something of the sort.  You guys should youtube them it a pretty good band.

[Armalite_]

I don't know if anyone's heard of Zimmer's Hole. It's comedy metal and all they do basically make fun of bands and other sub genres

[Death Voices]

Only thing I can think of that no one's posted.
Gallows.

I dunno if they're deep underground, 'cause their second album hit 20 in the charts on the first day it sold, but they're pretty good either way.
Parental advisory tag is justified, though. I think there's only two or so songs they don't actually swear in.

[Scautty]

Comedy death metal? Iwrestledabearonce.

We're making a band like theirs called "ME LIKE JANE" It's gonna be sweet!

[Adura]

the mentors. metal band, ten minutes of fame when then senator al gore recited a couplet of veeeeeeery veeeeeery offensive lyrics from one of their songs