How would you battle the fur above?

[?]

Spray cheese at their head 

[Firox]

Cover paws in honey, harfer for ya to escapez

[?]

Would get a few umbreons to sit all around you

[Firox]

Eeep nuu

Would get 151 Eevees to chase ya and tickle paws, no escapes when they all will know dig

[?]

Would shoot a net at you and try to drag you to a Zorua party 

[Firox]

Eee nuuu
they chomp tew hard!
*guards ears and tail*


Threaten to give a warm shower

[?]

threaten for a cold one 

[Albie]

Burn a batch of cookies.

[?]

nuuu poor cookies! 




Would try to tie ribbon between paws so they catch walk 

[Firox]

Would tie a silver grey bow on each ear, paws, and tail

[?]

Would non stop pounce on all day long 

[Firox]

Would make you sit on the corner if you moves ya getz tickled

[?]

would pulls ya tail extra hard 

[Firox]

*eeepz, yelpz loudz*
Heyz nuu fairz

Will bats at ya paws until ya quitz pulling tew hardz
(heehee gentlez don't mind, it ticklez)

[?]

put a big piece of tape on their face