How would you battle the fur above?

[?]

would escape since ya lets me 

[Firox]

hey come back
didn't meant to leave enough room to escape, just wanted to leave some room so you can move a bit


will have to chase down

[?]

Would try to roll under a couch 

[Firox]

come out, come out, where ever you are?
will circle the couch slowly


at random times stick paw under to see if I can reach

[?]

Would try to push paws with paws

[Firox]

I found you, now come on out
couch too heavy and awkward to lift alone

[?]

Would pounce ya face 

[Firox]

heeyz, not expecting it,
eeepz, get it off! get it off!
*will say loud in a funny silly voice, as I roll on couch trying to dislodge the attacker*

[?]

Would on tight to muzzles, paws cover ya nosey 

[Firox]

will try to smash face into the couch cushions

[White Wolf Guardian]

Enclose into a cat carrier, throw it into a zubat cave.

[Firox]

they won't do much


will turn and headbutt the wolf, in hopes of getting the smaller fox off as well

[White Wolf Guardian]

Splash attacks, repeatedly, weakening his sense of purpose in life.

[Firox]

water is good and relaxing, not bad for me


will get on back and go for ride, repeatedly asking annoying questions

[White Wolf Guardian]

(Suffers unending torment)

Speak in seagull language to haunt his eardrums while performing the rain dance.