How would you battle the fur above?

[Firox]

hurtless but annoying way to battle
that looks ice


will join in with annoying loud Mreowrs 

[White Wolf Guardian]

While the cat is seemingly defenseless, uses the power of a one handed comb to untangle his fur with malicious intention!

[Firox]

   will likely spend the next three or so hours grooming and napping it


for now will paw at the dark glasses 

[White Wolf Guardian]

*The sunlight shines in, burning my retinas*

A sneak attack, I knew it! *points a laser at the ground and moves it all over the place* The perfect crime.

[Firox]

will aim for the ears next.... oh wait a shiny light?
will go for it first, its not getting away

[White Wolf Guardian]

Aha! *Battles by running for the exit*

[Emtile]

Blocks the exit for no reason

[White Wolf Guardian]

Noooooo *Tail whips the lizard out of the way*

[?]

Would cover them in paint making  them all colourful   

[Firox]

Will try to keep ticklish tail and aqua green paint away from paws

[Emtile]

Would wrestle to the ground

[Firox]

Hey, I’m not too good with fighting
(really weakened to it)

yelp and fall on floor
“You made me miss the fox”

[Emtile]

"We are together, wait whats that?"

Would get distracted

[?]

Would leap at snout

[Emtile]

Would sneeze