How would you battle the fur above?

[?]

Would fall back and start throwing food at them

[Firox]

Will throw sand at paws

[?]

Would throw snow balls

[Firox]

Eee no, too cold

Will try covering your face in snow

[?]

Would shake off and try to push some at kitty face 

[Firox]

Will keep trying to cover face in snow

[?]

Would catch whiskers

[Firox]

Eeepz, heey, they is attached ya know

Will try to pull ears till ya lets go

[?]

Would push ya nose till ya lets up to

[Firox]

Well, fur now is a aching pulling battle

[?]

Would push a cookie into their maw so they get distracted

[Firox]

Heyz.... tasty!
Let’s go of ears to nom cookie

[?]

Would hold out another for more distracting 

[Firox]

You going to make me lazy and sleepy this way

Will try to paw slap my own face to not make ?’s plan work

[?]

eep


* falls on back with paws up *  heey!