How would you battle the fur above?

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Would take off pizza armor and hit with the pizza 

[Emtile]

Would eat the pizza

[?]

“Hey!”  Would leap at and try to take back the piece of my pizza armor before they eat it.

[Emtile]

Would wrestle for the pizza 

[?]

Would try to wiggle out and swipe pizza slice to put pizza armor back together, would try throwing pepperoni at eyes so I can get out as they are distracted . 

[Emtile]

"Oh pepperoni." Is distracted eating the pepperoni 

[?]

Would put my pizza armor back together and would find an old breadstick as my new sword.     Then would charge them as they eat.

[Emtile]

Would be confused as to why a pizza is attacking me. Climbs a tree to avoid it.

[?]

Would laugh as I seem to have you on the run with my charge then would walk around the tree in circles to keep you up there.   

[Emtile]

Would throw rocks from the tree.

[?]

Would try to use pizza armor to protect myself and  start trying to come on up to stop ya.

[Emtile]

"Oh god, pizza can climb!"  Would go to a dirrent part of the tree

[?]

Would keep following them as they move, still carrying my breadstick sword   

[Emtile]

Would kick at, still climbing away

[?]

Would try to get closer and leap, trying to hit with breadstick without getting kicked.