Fake Facts game

[MrRazot]

The aim it to make a fake fact based on a word or topic that the previous user posted and using that word/topic in your "Fact".

E.g.
User 1: Sugar

User 2: did you know that sugar is actually an abbreviation for Sweeteners Under Genetic Atribution Research, which is why it is blamed for ADHD.

Hamburger

User 3: the hamburger was invented by Dr Ronald McDonald and is actually paid royalties for every burger sold.

Bananas

User 4: etc





Points to the more believable the fake fact is

To start us off: Video Games

[Vortex Cynbel]

Many people have witnessed the rare 257th level of Pac Man being played.


Light bulb

[MrRazot]

The term "Light bulb" comes from onions that were bio-luminescent. i.e. Light Bulbs


Tea

[Vortex Cynbel]

Tea bags were invented BEFORE tea was first discovered.


Deck of cards

[Ventus Fall]

A standard deck of cards has 40 Aces, 4 jokers and 2 YOLOs.
You can only play a YOLO card once.
In your life.
Ever.

Ok, I took it too far.

Oranges.

[?]

In 1945 during the Battle of Berlin, allied forces started to use oranges when they ran out of grenades to coax out enemy troops from cover as their instincts would cause them to mistake the orange fruit to in fact be an actual grenade thus causing panic.  This method proved to be surprising effective and was adapted into the soviet army until  it's dissolve in 1991.




Ocean

[Ventus Fall]

(And thus the pomme grenate/grenade was born )

Did you know the ocean isn't real? It's actually made up by the secret police to make you believe there is no such thing as a portal to another dimension.

Planes.

[MrRazot]

(The "Ocean" was invented in WW2 by America to invade Japan. This was done in response to Japan using their invention of "Wind" to firebomb America via balloon.)

The average aeroplane requires at least 2000 units of hopes to 1000 units of dreams in order to fly a distance of 100KM.
This is why most Pilots and Flight attendants only seem happy.

Xbox

[Vortex Cynbel]

Xbox one was actually the first Xbox in history although a Microsoft employ thought it would be too advanced for it's time so thought it would be a good idea to downgrading it hence brining to the world Xbox.


Playstation x3

[Ventus Fall]

Playstation was invented by the 'competition' Microsoft to make it seem there is competition to make people choose, creating a sort of console wars hunger games.
In the end both consoles are just the same thing.

Nintendo .
o3o

[Vortex Cynbel]

Nintendo switch was invented in Switcherland.


Pen

[MrRazot]

(You can do better than that Vortex It is a fact that the Nintendo Zapper, is based on an actual working laser pistol that was in developed as a way for the Japanese military to combat a Godzilla invasion)


In communist Russia, it is was a standard stationary requirement for every man and woman to carry a ball point pen. Anyone found without one at any moment, was given the equivalent of a $200 fine, a brief jail sentence and a new pen. This lead to Russia being one of the worlds leading importers of stationary.


Bananas

[?]

Bananas were once worshiped by the Bieuia tribe all the way back in the 6th century. The tribe was short lived but they left behind many banana cave drawings which were discovered in the  dense amazon rain forest.


Pizza

[Captain Degenerate]

When people first came to america they discovered the pizza tree but it didn't take off until people figured out how to grow frozen pizza trees that bore pizza that could make it across the Atlantic.


Pants.

[kalan]

Pants first came to america with christoper columbus but did not catch on till lewis and clark had to sell their pants to the indians to pay for gas in their volkswagon bus


Sandstone