Make a ridiculous fursona

[Salakar Crocoli]

I would put most fursonas into 4 main categories, and those are as follows, Canines, Felines, Birds and Lizards. Of course there are some popular animals for fursonas that break that such as the Red Panda. I want this thread to throw that out the window to make the most ridiculous fursona you can think of, including animal and backstory. Alright onto an example.

Name:James Jameson
Species: Antarctic Sunflower Star
Coloring: Black with blue hair coming out of it's disk
Height: 6'7"
Build: Round
Clothing: None
Backstory: His family has been living on the edge of sea star society for his entire life because they're cannibals, and he left them to become a star in the sea star society. (the equivalent of someone moving away from their family to hollywood to make it big)


I want this thread to stand as a beacon of things that are never made into fursonas which may or may not have a reason to not be made into them. And feel free to kindly critique other people's ridiculous fursonas.

[MrRazot]

Name: Sgt Banana Waffles
Species: Military Grade Bionics enhanced Sea Monkey/Banana/Kitsune/Waffle
Colouring: Aqua Blue, Marine Blue, Sapphire Blue, Moon Blue, Green, Yellow, Brown, Orange and Silver
Height: 2'2"
Build: Muscular from genetic enhancements
Clothing: Military clothing and circuit boards with w golden banana pendant that has been embedded with the power of his species
Backstory: Born as a genetic experiment to make the ultimate life-form. They have been enhanced to make him stronger, faster and better in all battle simulations. Unfortunately as a side effect of the process, his maple syrup blood needs to be replaced every 2 hours. His banana pendant regulates this for him and he would die without it as it also controls and maintains all of his genetic and cyber enhancements.

[Salakar Crocoli]

This is exactly the kind of thing I was hoping people would post.

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[Naval]

  Alright let my mind grow! 


Name: Hanna Wifusha Chan
Species: The perfect husky/wolf/fox hybrid with cat features.
Coloring: Bubble gum pink, pearly white, ruby red, onyx black, and Mountain Dew green.
Height: 7.11ft
Build: Wonderful curves, a little chubby in the face, camel toed, and has a birth mark of a ninja on her back.
Clothing: A skirt with every color in the multiverse. Like if you think of it, it's there somewhere. A sweater that has birds on it. Pretty normal, until you flip it inside out and then it has the plans of the illuminatie. And the coolest sunglasses in the world.
Backstory: She is the biggest fan girl in the world. Like she secretly owns all the fan fics in the world. But allows others to use them under her watch. While she is like super popular and makes awesome YouTube videos about candy and the coolest memes of this week.
 

[Blaiiine]

  Alright let my mind grow! 


Name: Hanna Wifusha Chan
Species: The perfect husky/wolf/fox hybrid with cat features.
Coloring: Bubble gum pink, pearly white, ruby red, onyx black, and Mountain Dew green.
Height: 7.11ft
Build: Wonderful curves, a little chubby in the face, camel toed, and has a birth mark of a ninja on her back.
Clothing: A skirt with every color in the multiverse. Like if you think of it, it's there somewhere. A sweater that has birds on it. Pretty normal, until you flip it inside out and then it has the plans of the illuminatie. And the coolest sunglasses in the world.
Backstory: She is the biggest fan girl in the world. Like she secretly owns all the fan fics in the world. But allows others to use them under her watch. While she is like super popular and makes awesome YouTube videos about candy and the coolest memes of this week.

>coolest memes of the week

[Fable]

Name: Deathlordzzz3406 Smith
Species: Anglerfish/Puppy/death reaper/ god
Coloring: bright pink with light purple swirls
Height: 400 ft.
Build: big and fluffy furry body with a huge fish tail and skull mask permanently on their head
Clothing: a black cloak with tons of useless buckles and chains.
Backstory: he was born to destroy worlds but instead decided to destroy all other Anglerfish/Puppy/death reaper/ god's so that he could claim the title of the last of his kind. Now he can travel around and constantly remind everyone that he's the last of his kind and he is traveling to get 'revenge.' No one else knows his secret that really he's just an attention grabber.

[Albie]

Name: Crunchy McDeath
Species: Cockroach
Coloring: Dark Brown with yellow highlights
Height: 9 ft
Build: Fat body but skinny limbs and head
Clothing: 4 legged ripped jeans with no shirt. 
Backstory: He came from another dimension where global warming caused cockroaches to evolve into giant clothes wearing beasts.  He traveled to this dimension during a cosmic calamity from when a meteor hit the moon while the planets were aligned causing a dimensional rift that sucked him up.  Everyone was scared of him at first, but he became a crime fighter and the people eventually found a respect for him.  He is anthropomorphic with six limbs, but four of them are legs and the other two are arms.  So he eventually got a specialty motorcycle where he rides around catching criminals.  They all run from the sight of him and the distinct marking on his back that looks like the word YOLO in crimson red.

[?]

Name: General Meow Moewtin

Gender: Meeow


Species: Meowy Meow

Colouring: Meow colour

Height: 4 Meow

Building: Is meow meow, and a bit meow

Clothing: Meowy meow meow mio meow

Backstory: meow meow meow  meow meow meow  meeeoooww! meow meow and then meow. Was once meow of meow meow and meow then moew and is on meow. So must meow meow moew. Then their meow meow but don't tell it's meow meow moew. shh meow meow. Finally meow meow went to meow so meow. and here meow today.

Spoiler for Hidden:

Made a picture in Photoshop for them x3

[Salakar Crocoli]

*-* It's beautiful.

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