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Offline Mark the Lion

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #360 on: February 23, 2008, 09:56:28 AM »
It's ok MaaAAAAAAHHHH! *can't breath and turns purple*


*flys in space alien ship, and gets Jesse out of space and in the ship*

" you okay? *snickers a little*"

*get back to earth just 500 feet up*

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #361 on: February 23, 2008, 03:31:22 PM »
*squish*

great. Now I'm just a blob.
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #362 on: February 24, 2008, 01:22:11 AM »
uses street cleaner to hoover up blob
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #363 on: February 24, 2008, 05:11:58 AM »
*is rolling in the cleaner with the leaves and twigs, getting choped up more*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #364 on: February 24, 2008, 02:25:47 PM »
puts the hoover in the thingy that burns stuff when eople die....

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #365 on: February 24, 2008, 04:06:12 PM »
*Sends Jesse to the hospital to get him fixed up*

"You okay now buddy?"

*Karate chops Jesse's neck and runs*

"Kekekekeke"
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #366 on: February 25, 2008, 03:28:22 AM »
*neck falls off on floor*

great. *picks head up and duct tapes it on backwards*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #367 on: February 25, 2008, 10:20:08 AM »
*accidently trips on a cord in the hospital and pulls something out of a plug*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #368 on: February 25, 2008, 12:16:44 PM »
"oh you shouldnt have taken him to the hospital especially with me here" *grabs a handfull of electros"quick were losing him" she bumped it up to 1000000 and thrust them down all over him"yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #369 on: February 25, 2008, 08:48:32 PM »
*lights up*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #370 on: February 26, 2008, 02:07:17 AM »
*puts a lightbulb in Jesse's mouth*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #371 on: February 26, 2008, 03:20:43 AM »
*takes it out*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #372 on: February 26, 2008, 11:48:56 AM »
*makes Jesse eat a cockroach*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #373 on: February 26, 2008, 12:24:29 PM »
-attached to a scorpion

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #374 on: February 26, 2008, 10:24:15 PM »
*starts to beat him down with a soda bottle*
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