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Author Topic: Beat Up Jesse!  (Read 41902 times)

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Offline XXxMaximuMXXx

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #255 on: February 12, 2008, 04:18:33 PM »
blows him from a cannoninto the crab infested sea
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #256 on: February 12, 2008, 07:26:38 PM »
Quote from: Jesse16 on February 12, 2008, 03:16:28 PM
*acid melts his face, the sun burns his concrete and wax entrusted body*

*regenerates on Earth*


Ahh what a beautiful day.

*Brakes jesse his nose and knees him in the side of his upper legg* ICE LEGG xD is wat we call that in my country
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #257 on: February 12, 2008, 07:34:48 PM »
*comes into the room and jumps on jess slicing his chest with my claws*
« Last Edit: February 12, 2008, 07:44:46 PM by thedarklord2005 »
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #258 on: February 12, 2008, 11:15:59 PM »
*heart falls out and legs are broken*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #259 on: February 13, 2008, 03:10:08 AM »
*ties cinderblocks to Jesse's feet and tosses him into the dock waters*

Sleep wit the fishes.
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #260 on: February 13, 2008, 10:39:06 AM »
Quote from: Jesse16 on February 12, 2008, 11:15:59 PM
*heart falls out and legs are broken*

XD it will not break your leg jesse it only yiffing hurt much XD  but yeah with my power yes it will be broken XD
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #261 on: February 13, 2008, 10:48:28 AM »
pours acid crone into jesses ears
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #262 on: February 13, 2008, 12:05:31 PM »
*pours sulfuric acid on Jesse's shoes*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #263 on: February 13, 2008, 12:35:13 PM »
flush jesses head
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #264 on: February 13, 2008, 01:35:10 PM »
/\:snicker:

*regenerates pain free* Ahhh a lovely day to go out and play in the snow.
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #265 on: February 13, 2008, 09:54:16 PM »
Quote from: Jesse16 on February 13, 2008, 01:35:10 PM
/\:snicker:

*regenerates pain free* Ahhh a lovely day to go out and play in the snow.

*slams jesse with my tail  on his back "Not 2 hard" * braking and schattering his back bone* i hoop you felt that
~usses the dragon balls to wish that jesse can feal pain~
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #266 on: February 13, 2008, 11:13:11 PM »
*feels pain and it hurts*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #267 on: February 14, 2008, 12:29:24 AM »
*forces Jesse to watch a marathon of soap operas*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #268 on: February 14, 2008, 12:31:47 AM »
*eyes blow up*

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #269 on: February 14, 2008, 07:54:28 AM »
*sees Jesse is blind and magicly heals his eyes*
Now you can see what Im giving you!  :)
*Hands him a sticky no-way-are-you-gonna-be-able-to-get-this-away-from-you
atomic bomb, then flys away a little faster than the speed of sound*
MUHAHAHA!
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