Meet the Staff - Cheza

[White Wolf Guardian]

Are the rumors true, do you have a bucket collection?

[Cheza]

I do.


I am the proud owner of ~10129 buckets.
Got a couple hundred more stored with the tool leprechauns, but that's the amount currently in my bank.
Also didn't count the 11 last buckets in this row as they're bailing buckets rather than regular buckets.
They're still buckets tho, so I suppose they could be used to bump up the number to a nice even 10140. :P

[White Wolf Guardian]

Have any of these legions of 10140 buckets ever saved your life?

[Cheza]

The bailing buckets are a necessity for success in the Fishing Trawler minigame, so yes.
Those 11 buckets at the end that almost got excluded have probably saved me on many trips out on the great deep sea.


The 1813 buckets with green stuff in them contain ectoplasm-slime and are just the thing to level up your Prayer skill a teeny-tiny bit faster, so they've probably saved me from death by despair.
(At least until I could upgrade my player-owned house with an even better chapel so I can train even faster there. These days they probably wouldn't really help all that much.)


Most of these buckets have also probably held supercompost at one point or another, which is a godsend for the Farming skill.
That's a massive time-sink since it takes half an eternity for plants to grow, and if they die, TOO BAD NO FOR YOU!!
Plants are thisandthatmany% less likely to die if you add supercompost when planting however, which means I might actually be able to reach 99 in that skill before the game shuts down/I die.


They truly are the unsung heroes of the game.

[White Wolf Guardian]

But, a question remains beyond the league of gambled plants and prayers. Have you ever seen a *gasp* metal bucket?

[Bricket]

Best mythe you've heard about yourself?

[Cheza]

But, a question remains beyond the league of gambled plants and prayers. Have you ever seen a *gasp* metal bucket?

I hear the crafty barbarians of the north have a rusty bucket in their possession, but I have never seen it myself as I've never played the Barbarian Assault minigame.
Such is life when you're forever alone.

Best mythe you've heard about yourself?

That I'm self-harm prone and mentally handicapped to the point of being incapable of doing anything for myself, and as such in need of professional care 24/7.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Is it true that once upon a time, a horse died of your care and consideration in Minecraft, then you rowed a boat in a meadow while playing sad music?

[Cheza]

Yes.


Sir Dusty the Third randomly vanished during one of my long wanders through the endless blocky landscapes.
In my grief, I rowed a boat through a field of carrots with this on in the background.
It was a beautiful and sad moment.

[White Wolf Guardian]

I was actually pretty impressed with that music.

Did Sir Dusty the Third have any children before departure from your perspective?

[Cheza]

No, but his parents and siblings were alive and well.
And he did eventually return to me in the form of a skeleton horse.
Small victories and all that.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Have you ever tamed a skeleton horse and created a legion of skeletal allies?

[Cheza]

I did eventually end up with way more skeleton horses than I even knew what to do with, so I guess I have. >->

[White Wolf Guardian]

Does this mean, you are the dark lord woof that the villagers have spoken of, the one struck by lightning, becoming something more than a potion tossing witch, a... warlock woof?

[Cheza]

They say I'm a necromancer, but I'll neither confirm or deny that. >->