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Author Topic: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?  (Read 19020 times)

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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #510 on: December 26, 2017, 12:59:44 AM »
Got hit by a magic pumpkin
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #511 on: December 26, 2017, 02:23:12 AM »
Ate too much pie.
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #512 on: December 26, 2017, 05:36:07 AM »
pencils + nose, guess you can guess it  T_T
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #513 on: December 26, 2017, 06:35:20 AM »
Tied his neck tie too tight.
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #514 on: December 26, 2017, 06:45:02 AM »
flew to high
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #515 on: December 26, 2017, 06:54:04 AM »
Aneurysm due to stress.
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #516 on: December 26, 2017, 07:33:17 AM »
They got bit mid flight  @.@
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #517 on: December 27, 2017, 04:58:02 AM »
bit a flying bird who randomly started attacking you
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #518 on: December 27, 2017, 04:58:43 AM »
They had a box fall on head with lots of stuff in it
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #519 on: December 27, 2017, 05:34:30 AM »
you were in the box
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #520 on: December 27, 2017, 05:39:11 AM »
They got hit by a fish
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Everything comes from nothing
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So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #521 on: December 27, 2017, 05:50:05 AM »
you were chasing the fish
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #522 on: December 27, 2017, 05:56:57 AM »
At a restaurant, your friend asked for some H2O, so you said, "I'll have some H2O too."


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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #523 on: December 27, 2017, 05:58:04 AM »
i became mad at that chemistry joke
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Re: How did the Fur above you end up in the emergency room?
« Reply #524 on: December 27, 2017, 06:25:45 AM »
They got poked too much  @.@
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Everything comes from nothing
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So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
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