Broken Genie

[Trixsie Vixen]

In this game you grant the previous poster's wish! But with a terrible twist that ruins it. Then make your own wish for the next broken genie!


For example:


Member 1
I wish for the power of flight!


Member 2
Granted! You are now full of helium and float away.
I wish for a million dollars!


Member 3
Granted! It's waiting for you on the Moon.
I wish for... etc.


I'll go first, I wish for a huge chocolate cake!

[Ventus Fall]

Granted! The sun has turned into a huge chocolate cake instead.

I wish for a fully-done-and-renovated house

[Trixsie Vixen]

Granted! The exquisite workmanship is to your exact designs, just 1:24 scale.


I wish for a grand piano!

[Dazed]

Granted, but it's just the parts and you need to put it together yourself.


I wish for a key that can open anything

[Ventus Fall]

Granted! Any room or place you can open with that key will explode or melt away.

I want to be the best at playing any music instrument.

[Trixsie Vixen]

Your virtuosity now prevents you from listening to other flawed musicians without flinching.


I wish I was a horse whisperer.

[Ventus Fall]

Granted! You now also only hear humans make horse noises.

I wish to control the weather.

[Dazed]

Granted, but you cause anomalous weather constantly everywhere you got, uncontrollably.


I wish i had talent in anything

[Michen_S]

Granted, you can now walk on your hands but no longer on your feet.

I wish I had a cat.

[Vortex Cynbel]

Granted! But your cat never "mews" it only barks x3


I wish I had better marks at school.

[Michen_S]

Granted, your school now is a landmark.

I want to be a superhero.

[Vortex Cynbel]

Granted! You look cool with your super powers but you can't ever take off your suit.


I wish I had better internet connection...

[Michen_S]

Granted, but now you need to put $0.50 in your computer every half hour if you want to keep using it.

I wish a day had 25 hours.

[Dazed]

Granted, but you're on an entirely new planet.


Wish i had some crisps.

[Michen_S]

Granted, but someone else eats them all before you can even touch it.

I wish it was snowing here.