Broken Genie

[George]

Along with everyone else. The resulting inflation gets you back where you started.

wish for

bottle

[?]

Granted was a molotov

I wish to shrink so I can try using a bread slice as a sleeping bag

[George]

Wish granted. Good luck making do after that!

wish for slice of cheesecake

[?]

Granted, I stole it

and I wish to steal the rest 

[Damien/Katin Hysteria]

Granted, it was infested with a tapeworm.

I wish for unlimited cosmic power

[Michen_S]

Granted, but the instant you use it for the first time the Earth will explode from how much power you have.

I wish my favourite anthro comic updates more often.

[George]

The quality drops in favour of speed.

I wish for a vending machine that outputs items based on what I put in

[Michen_S]

Granted, it'll always give the item you put in back.

I wish for another Pokemon marathon on Twitch in the future!

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! You'll end up in a livestream where someone farms Metapod for 5 hours on end.

Gimme more mental energy.

[?]

Granted, got a headache after a while



I wish to swim in pond

[L. Jay Echoes]

Granted. It's a pond that's been skinny-dipped in.

I wish my Wee Sing MP3s were higher quality.

[?]

granted they suddenly became a terabyte in size


I wish to meet a yoshi

[Michen_S]

Granted, now you're stuck in a Yoshi egg.
The dots look good on you, by the way.

I wish to befriend a Pokemon in real life!

[?]

Granted, befriended 100 pidgeys


I wish for last meal poster above had and to shrink down really tiny so I can jump on and enjoy a "  bigger "  version 

[Michen_S]

Granted, you turned crumb-size and got eaten by our dog.

I wish people were smarter.