Broken Genie

[Trixsie Vixen]

GRANTED!  But time doesn't pass so you are unaware of it until it stops not happening.


I wish I had a pony.

[ShadowWalker]

Granted the pony eats Winged Zephyr.
*acts like nothing happened*
I wish for equality throughout everyone's lives.

[George]

everything is death 4 all

wish for big sniff

[?]

Granted, got sneezed on

I wish to have a flute to try to tame a snake with

[Michen_S]

Granted, here's the flute. And here's also the form that says I'm not responsable for any injury the use of the flute might cause. Sign on the dotted line please.

I wished I gained a little weigth. Juuust a little. A little for a snow leopard, of course.

[Trixsie Vixen]

Granted! You grow a neck goiter.

I wish I could keep track of time better

[Michen_S]

Granted, your eyes are now little clocks. Now if you want to know what time it is, you just got to look in the mirror.

I wish for mind reading abilities!

[NikkiTheWolf]

Granted! you read literally everyone’s mind, even if they are not humans

i wish i could have the power of super speed

[Michen_S]

Granted, but "too fast" is the only speed you can walk at from now on.

I wish for a banana-chocolate sandwich!

[Drakion]

Granted! but its mutated and YOU are now the snack.

i wish i could skydive

[ShadowWalker]

granted you fall into a bottomless hole, you keep falling for all eternity.

I wish to switch genders for a day. (I'm male)

[?]

Granted, got stuck between both when the genie broke


I wish to go surfing

[ShadowWalker]

(oh god what has happened to me?)

Granted was eaten by shark.

I wish for the genie to be fixed permanently.

[?]

Granted, it was fix but the fact it was fix broke the thread as the title didn't match then the genies status which in turn cause the genie to blow a fuse and break after being fixed which all cycled forever.

I wish for a castle made up of boxes

[Drakion]

Granted. the boxes are a centimeter tall.

i wish i had a cookie