Broken Genie

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! Now you're being chased by the entire police force.

Gimme something boring.

[?]

Granted, got explosions


I wish to meet a giant mystical bird and give seeds to it. 

[Dazed]

It eats the seeds. And your hands.


Wish for.. cake?

[?]

Granted, it was only half real cake

I wish to go to a pokemon version of jurassic park.

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! It's just as unsafe as any other Jurassic Park.

Gimme gimme gimme!

[Michen_S]

Granted, here's 100 ton of lit dynamite.

I wish for pizza!

[?]

Granted, it was canned pizza!

I wish to go explore one of Bowser's castles

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! Mario got the axe right when you were crossing the bridge.

Gimme a shower.

[?]

Granted, got an ice cube shower.

I wish to shrink down so I try  to ride on a bird's back 

[Dazed]

You shrink
and shrink
so small
too small




Wish for the ability to lead a normal, totally mundane life.

[Michen_S]

Granted. From now on out, you'll wake up at 7, go to your work at 7:45, start working at 9, take a lunch break at 12:30, go back home at 5PM, have dinner at 6:30, watch the news at 8, then go to bed at 11. And that every day, 7 days a week, until all the days just start blending together and you don't even know what month of the year it is anymore.

I wish for energy drink.

[?]

Granted , was slug left over from energy production

I wish to use a lab to grow giant frogs so I can try to take over the world with them

[Michen_S]

Granted, but the frogs became sentient, made a coup and turned you into one of their slaves.

Wow, that got dark.

I wish for some light in that story.

[?]

Granted, a giant flashlight just got pointed on the scene

Uh oh :sweatdrop:I wish to summon the next poster to try to help me defeat and overthrow the frogs

[Michen_S]

Granted, but standing there in front of those threats gave me a panic attack and I ran away.

I wish I was on top of the world!