Broken Genie

[Michen_S]

Strange wish... But if you want to be attacked and eaten by a bunch of hungry hyenas, be my guest. Granted.

I wish to fix the magic wand so that the spells cast aren't broken anymore.

[?]

granted, but know they are just random spells.

I wish to try to ask the lions at pride rock for protection to hopefully explore the graveyard in peace.

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! Everyone got outnumbered and killed by hyenas.

Gimme sweet goodness.

[?]

Granted got a can labeled sweet goodness that simply had a lemon stuffed into it.


I wish to go into a haunted house Mario world for fun.

[Michen_S]

Granted, but you can't jump as high as Mario can. And ghost-types can still hurt you. And you also have the timer. Good luck.

I wish to have a ghost as a friend!

[?]

Granted, they insisted on turning you into one to.

I wish to go a Mario water world so I can try to tame a cheep cheep so I can ride around on it.

[Azure Frostfire]

Granted, but the Cheep Cheep is a criminal and is being chased by the shark police

I wish for an endless supply of baby back ribs

[?]

granted, but each rib is frozen in ice and takes way longer than normal ribs to cook.


I wish to grow my very own golden piranha plant

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! It ate you, since you were the most nearby snack.

Gimme a pool of acid.

[?]

Granted, but the pool was summon directly under you. 


I wish to turn the next poster giant 

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! But I didn't like it, so it was for only a second.

ALL THE GOLD ON EARTH!

[?]

Granted all of it fell right on them

I wish to go sand surfing

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! You went nowhere.

Gimme a superyaught of solid lead.

[?]

Granted was placed in a lava sea though.


I wish to find and relax in a giant bird nest.

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! It was inhabited by fittingly-sized hungry chicks.

Gimme safety.