Broken Genie

[Firox]

Granted! but all your favorites are out of stock


I wish to visit a farm

[Michen_S]

Granted, it's a meat farm. Do you want to be harvested next?

I wish for a pillow fight!

[Derik Fray]

Granted! But the pillow cases are full of bricks. KO!

I wish for a chocolate cake.

[?]

granted it was a micro chocolate cake

I wish to create a colourful gas to use as decor

[Derik Fray]

Granted! The gas was poisonous and started slowly killing you. Still was a nice decoration though.

I wish for a newer phone

[Firox]

Granted! But its a brand you don't like




I wish to travel by train

[Derik Fray]

Granted! But it derails

I wish for $100000 dollars

[Firox]

Granted! its only playing monopoly dollars




I wish for dark chocolate ice cream

[Derik Fray]

Granted! But its just too much chocolate

I wish I was a better artist

[Firox]

Granted! artist for music, not for drawing




I wish for a large bag of roasted peanuts

[Derik Fray]

Granted! But they expire in one hour Eat up!

I wish for some inspiration to write my book

[?]

Got so much inspiration that they could never stop writing and had so many more books.


I wish to create a smaller godzilla in a lab

[Derik Fray]

Granted! It breaks free terrorizing the town/city you live in

I wish for a chocolate ice cream with sprinkles

[Michen_S]

Granted. The ice cream is permanently frozen solid, so you can't actually eat it and licking it will cause your tongue to get stuck. The sprikles are also stuck on the frozen solid ice cream.

I wish people actually knew what they were doing.

[Firox]

Granted! now they are more smarter than you are




I wish to travel to the highest mountain in the world