Broken Genie

[Firox]

Granted! but was toxic to health




I wish to be able to learn another language quickly
(couple hours instead of years - such as Macedonian, I can already read Cyrillic)

[?]

granted forgot their first language right away

I wish find a polar bear who is making snow cones

[Firox]

Granted! but its too freezing cold to enjoy the cones, so you freezes instantly




I wish to learn how to sharpen claws   

[Derik Fray]

Granted! You end up cutting yourself Everytime you scratch yourself

I wish for a better sleep schedule

[Firox]

Granted! It interferes with day schedule




I wish for the largest bacon cheeseburger ever created

[?]

Granted, started to go bad quickly

I wish to find a giant bird egg in a giant nest

[Firox]

Granted! soon it hatched, and its hungry   




I wish to cover ? in spaghetti sauce

[?]

granted, got covered to.

I wish to battle two glaceons at once 

[Firox]

Granted! lost quickly to ice attacks




I wish to eat cheesecake

[?]

Granted, it was super tiny.


I wish to get free honey from a beehive

[Firox]

Granted! bees were hiding... since the bear from earlier also came and destroyed majority of the hive, so ? couldn't get any either




I wish to visit Australia

[Moonraiser]

Granted. But you end up getting bitten by a spider.


I wish to have the power to control make inanimate objects animate

[Firox]

Granted! all rise up against you, and take over the world




I wish to learn how to grow potatoes

[Moonraiser]

granted, but you only grow potatoes out of your fingers.


I wish for a chicken sandwhich

[Firox]

Granted! but the chicken was flavorless and overcooked




I wish to make big sized ice cream sandwiches