Broken Genie

[lightstone]

granted, you drowned


i wish you were alive again

[?]

Granted but you got a zombie.


I wish to sleep on a beach

[lightstone]

granted, the water level rose just when you slept


i wish it didnt

[?]

Granted, all the water went away.


I wish to defeat Bowser : P

[lightstone]

granted, i'm sorry but your princess is in another castle


i wish it was tomorrow

[?]

Granted but the genie just ended up resetting the day


I wish to make a fancy potion in a pot

[lightstone]

granted, but first work on your grammar


i wish i could beat this boss in the legend of Zelda breath of the wild

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( hey, you know what I meant, I don't correct yours that much.   x3 )


Granted but you beat the game forever and it can't replay.


I wish to cook a big back of mac n cheese

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granted, your back is now mac n cheese


i wish i wasn't so annoying

[?]

Granted, the world exploded.


I wish to meet a turkey

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granted, but you have to go to Turkey to meet him/her


i wish i didn't make such bad pus

[?]

Granted, your mouth fell off.




I wish to play a prank on a fur

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granted, ya pulled a prank on yourself ya silly vee

i wish "silly vee" was something everybody in the forums start saying when you did a silly thing

[?]

Granted, all the chats got spammed




I wish to try being a stunt eevee  xP

[lightstone]

granted, you tried, you failed, you died silly vee


i wish you weren't dead