Broken Genie

[Michen_S]

Granted, but the thread needs to get locked for two weeks to repair a mess this big. Is that okay for you?

I wish I had a banana.

[kiindling]

Granted, but it's potassium levels are out of the roof lol


I wish I wasn't single rip

[Bricket]

Granted, have fun with the stalking authoritarian partner 

I wish I had a wreck of a train so I could restore it

[Romulan_Furry]

Granted - but it gets wrecked again the second the restoration is done.

I wish I didn't have trouble sleeping.

[Brisky]

Granted, you now have trouble waking up...

I wish that Americans would be quicker...

[Michen_S]

Granted, the top speed of all cars located in Peru, Suriname, Mexico and Dominican Republic has been raised by 1 km/h.

I wish this wish would not be granted.

[Brisky]

Granted... You no longer exist...

I wish I could have more lemon-juice...

[TenOfSwords]

Wish granted, though you may not want to open that cupboard. Or you may drown.

I wish that I was in Ancient Egypt, alive, unharmed, and slightly well-off.

[Brisky]

Granted, but you're litterally a stone in the pyramid of geeza... (That's probebly not what it's called, is it?)

I wish american costumer service was faster...

[Michen_S]

Granted, the average speed of costumer services in Canada, Panama, Brazil and Chile went down by 1 second.

I wish I could fly.

[Trixsie Vixen]

You can fly, but you can never land.


I wish I could be warmer.

[Bricket]

Enjoy being on fire 

I wish I could open refrigerators from a distance

[Polaris]

You can now open them from the distance, but you need to be at least one kilometer away for it to work!


I wish I could breath underwater!

[Michen_S]

Granted, you now have gills and can't breathe above water anymore.

I wish I was as fast as Sonic.

[Bricket]

You can now breaht underwater 
But not above water.

Granted, but you can never stop going fast

I wish there would be no more communism