Broken Genie

[?]

Granted, all your fur when to your head




I wish to be a rabbit for a little bit

[lightstone]

granted, for 1 sac, and i ate you its in my nature


i wish for more wishes

[?]

Granted, there were like one billion around you.


I wish to be a bird so I can fly above everyone.

[Michen_S]

Granted, but airplanes work like magnets for you. And huge magnets, not those kind that people usually stick on fridges.

I wish for world peace!

[lightstone]

granted, everybody who was in war died


i wish to be an expert at karate

[MrRazot]

Granted! You know everything about the origins and history of Karate!


I wish my phone screen wasn't broken.

[?]

Granted, but your phone broke you 




I wish I could use a sword to!

[MrRazot]

Granted! You have been granted the ability to hold a sword without dropping it!
(for all intents and purposes, you could technically use it for whatever you want really I guess.)


I wish I was smarterer

[Michen_S]

Granted, you got a white gummi.

I wish for my fursona as a stuffed animal on a 1:1 scale!

[?]

Granted, but you got turned into that stuffed animal.




I wish to cook better.

[Emtile]

Granted, you cook 1% better now.

I wish my internet was better

[lightstone]

granted it's 0.001% better


i wish to be some-ones pet

[?]

Granted, they were pretty mean sadly.




I wish that I could go to a castle

[Emtile]

Granted but it's the castlevania castle.

I wish I wasn't ticklish.

[?]

Granted, you literally can not feel any sensation on your skin anymore   




I wish to teleport